Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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