I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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