yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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