I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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