oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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