If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
What a dumb baby whore.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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