Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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