Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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