I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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