We're facebook friends in real life
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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