I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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