So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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