I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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