I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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