last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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