i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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