Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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