O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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