They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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