What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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