At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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