Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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