Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
