wanna go halves on a baby?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Randomize
