Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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