im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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