There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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