gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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