Pregnant stripper...not hot.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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