shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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