I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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