508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
