Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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