then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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