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(510): View more from California

Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.

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(443): View more from Maryland

i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007

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(989): View more from Michigan

is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?

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(443): View more from Maryland

dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.

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(303): View more from Colorado

The Easter dress struggle is real

(206): View more from Washington

Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..

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(567): View more from Ohio

i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck

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