seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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