I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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