This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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