I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
