My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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