Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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