Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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