If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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