Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I currently don't understand fingers.
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