How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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