Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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