did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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