Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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