I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
