I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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