omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Oh god it's open bar.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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