Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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