Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'

(586): View more from Michigan

I thought that was really considerate

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(517): View more from Michigan

i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook

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(574): View more from Indiana

I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.

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STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!

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(631): View more from New York

I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though

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